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#678498 - 02/02/07 04:43 PM
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#678500 - 02/02/07 04:44 PM
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#678501 - 02/02/07 04:45 PM
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#678503 - 02/02/07 04:46 PM
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#678505 - 02/02/07 04:48 PM
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#678506 - 02/02/07 04:50 PM
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With GhostRider coming out I've thought of so much I'd rather do than watch that movie....
like having my wife walk in on me with her sister... and her mom... and her two brothers....
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#678511 - 02/02/07 04:51 PM
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getting stopped for J-Walking...
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#678528 - 02/02/07 05:00 PM
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Finding out that you were fired several years ago and due to a glitch in payroll you've been still getting paid, but now that glitch has been fixed....
Setting the building on fire...
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#678534 - 02/02/07 05:02 PM
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#678573 - 02/02/07 05:15 PM
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That is just sick and twisted!!....
I love it...
Proving to your friends that a man can cut off his own testicle with nothing more than a butter knife and a bottle of rubbing alcohol.
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#678586 - 02/02/07 05:22 PM
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#678596 - 02/02/07 05:29 PM
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two words, Anal Seepage
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#689436 - 02/20/07 03:57 PM
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A driver (any, it really doesn’t matter) running Nick Cage over with a flaming motorcycle during opening ceremonies at the Daytona 500... that is probably the only thing with Cage in it that I would pay to see...
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#689458 - 02/20/07 04:06 PM
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From this point on lets list things more entertaining than NC's acting. I will start.
A chair. This is far more entertaining than Nic Cage’s acting: A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."
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#689475 - 02/20/07 04:20 PM
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Peepers... You're too much
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A driver (any, it really doesn’t matter) running Nick Cage over with a flaming motorcycle during opening ceremonies at the Daytona 500... that is probably the only thing with Cage in it that I would pay to see... Bob Barker with his skinny microphone would have been much better!
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#693370 - 02/26/07 07:48 PM
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A lady came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
"Cheeseball, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The boyfriend said,"Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the heck out!"
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#698224 - 03/07/07 09:44 PM
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The thread that would not die, I'm convinced that Nicolas Cage is somehow related to Bob Barker...
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#698848 - 03/08/07 08:44 PM
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#698874 - 03/08/07 09:01 PM
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Having your door knocked down by a crazed samurai sword swinging madman, while you’re trying to watch your favorite move.
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