Man steals truck, kidnaps woman reenacting Grand Theft Auto

well, further investigation shows:

1. college student
2. Auburn University student
3. 20 years old
4. drunk
5. Native Alabaman
6. In Baton Rouge for LSU whipping

Didn't Earnest T Bass do something like this in teh Andy Griffith show?

Well yeah, but Earnest was bad about throwing rocks.....

I would love to be in court the day this young man gets to explain to the judge how he decided this was a good idea. The municiple Judge here loves opportunites like this to "teach life lessons". It would be quite a show!

of course, this is nothing like the last Alabama native football fan that was arrested following the BCS chanpionship game in NO, where he thought it would be cute to place his junk on the face of a passed out opponent, then broadcast it all over the internet...lost his wife, lost his job, received a multi-year sentence, is getting sued, must register for life as a sex offender...alcohol sure makes people do stupid things

it makes some people look prettier