Preparing for the hurricane is a pain in the ass. Now, on to the rules...
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I may have to duck in and out today folks so be patient with your orders. I will get to them!

No hard feelings over the door?

I had to get out of that other bar Pirate. Jaegerbomb please and crank some Rod Stewart "If you want my body" too.

You have the Reservoir Dogs soundtrack?? Track 11 next please. Ron, you ever had a cement mixer?

I'm in! That's only 7 shots in the past 15 minutes, I can handle another.

how about some AC/DC you shook me all night long!

your going to have whiskey dick later, I'd watch it if I were you.

tequilla shooter please!

I dont know sweetheart, you look like a light weight. and ive been making those margrita's doubles.. eh... what could one more do!

i need a few shots of hennesy! PLEASE!

::peeks in the door:: ah, here's pirates place! can i get a white russian? maybe the alcohol will take away my cramp!

I know what would take away that cramp! haha.. kidding, white russian coming up

WOW, awful demanding, just remember getting drunk isnt always the answer!

hey, Do we allow Anon's in the bar?? What kind of joint is Pirate running here? ::scowls at those with no name::

Pirate, make that 2 russians and put them on my tab. Dip's money is no good here.

Keep'em comming! Gotta keep us happy or will go to the other bar up the threads

Hey Ron you wanna go shake it with me out on the dance floor? LOL

Pirate's is jumping today! Pirate put on Sugarhill Gang's "Apache" and I'm going to shake my thing.

How do you feel about frontal male nudity? because all that hambuger meat you have flowing out of your shirt is not allowed, tuck that in, or find another bar!

I need a Vodka on the rocks!

what a treat! ron's dancing! ::walks toward the dance floor, stumbles but doesnt spill her drink, and keeps walking liek nothing happened:: lets see what you got mexi!

::ron starts doing the sprinkler::

The last thing I need at the end of the day is to look out the train window and see a small [censored] waving in my face. but now this guys doing the sprinkler! If someone holds a gun to my face I promise not to move!

we can't put anons on ignore can we?