I click submit and wait (and wait and wait) and when the post shows it indicates it was submitted 2 minutes 4 seconds ago?

People think because I'm supporting the lightrail and have every intention of riding it I'm a tree hugger? (I actually like the idea of going out to a bar in a neighboring city and not worrying about DUI)

I'm told that shopping at a certain store in a certain way is promoting anti- or un-American sentiment?

Sorry, can't help you out...

Waiting builds patience and patience builds character.


You should try hugging a tree. It just might save your live by keeping you from falling under the train when you're crossing the tracks at the station after a night of drinking.


It they're talking about Wal-Mart, I agree.

Dude, have a beer.

Nice, bugs.

Why some glasses look totally boss on someone else but make me look positively goofy?

Why I've lately been obsessed with finding moisturizers to slow and reverse the signs of aging?

How I should best diversify my 401(k)?

Why some glasses look totally boss on someone else but make me look positively goofy?

It's the big belt buckles...

Why I've lately been obsessed with finding moisturizers to slow and reverse the signs of aging?

Due to AG's manscaping post...

How I should best diversify my 401(k)?

Don't put all your eggs in one basket...

fixed

did somebody mention beer?

:starts to shake avatar::

Why Control Alt Delete? What's up with that?

revive your girlfriend ...you should be shaking her...mister.

Why Bugs is such a goof-off?? (J/K, man.)

I agree. Are you controlling an alternative to deleting? Or is control an alternative? Or should we just all delete?

You, too, Mr. Wu.
I'm on to you!

This keyboard combination was implemented by David Bradley, a designer of the original IBM PC. Bradley originally designed Control-Alt-Escape to trigger a soft reboot, but he found it was too easy to bump the left side of the keyboard and reboot the computer accidentally. He switched the key combination to Control-Alt-Delete, a combination that was impossible to press with just one hand (this is not true of later keyboards, such as the 102-key PC/AT keyboard or the Maltron keyboard).

Wikipedia

For such a cute little pig, you are stressing way too much! You need to relax, put your feet up & stop worring about the little stuff.

Why do they need lifeguards at the finals of the Olympic swimming events?

Why do you wanna know? If I wanted you to know, you would already know! you know?

Possibility of a MCI among all of the swimmers would require experienced lifeguards to save the day.

i cannot 'splain, Lucy!

some things just "are"

too much thinking going on in this thread, I think it should be locked down...

Who decided what colors to use for traffic signs and markers?

Why Neo was banned for "continual disrespect for a Mod" but Shemp is still allowed to harrass DQ?

Why go through the effort of having an entire wall made of windows if you're just going to put up curtains?