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#1295488 - 11/30/09 05:42 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... Pale Rider
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Originally Posted By: Pale
I wonder what it will cost to replace the neighbor's tree?

Not sure, but you can bet that the neighbor will the Teed off...
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#1295493 - 11/30/09 05:46 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... Pale Rider
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Originally Posted By: Pale
I wonder what it will cost to replace the neighbor's tree?


A lot less than the "Kobe special" he will be buying the wifey! wink
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#1295512 - 11/30/09 05:59 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... califgirl
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Do you think Tiger instinctively yelled "FORE" before hitting the hydrant and tree?
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#1295513 - 11/30/09 06:01 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... Peepers
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No, but I think he probably instinctively cursed a blue streak after he did.

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#1295516 - 11/30/09 06:02 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... Buccs
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I'm no PGA rules expert, but I believe that by taking out the tree he was improving his lie, and is therefore subject to a penalty stroke.

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#1295517 - 11/30/09 06:03 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... Peepers
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Or if his wife yelled FORE before she started beating on his SUV with his golf clubs.

wink
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#1295518 - 11/30/09 06:04 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... Sinatra Fan
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he should just ask his wife for a mulligan

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#1295520 - 11/30/09 06:07 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... Peepers
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Originally Posted By: Clark Griswold
Do you think Tiger instinctively yelled "FORE" before hitting the hydrant and tree?


I bet he has never had to say that on the course
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#1295522 - 11/30/09 06:08 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... Miscuit
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no do overs!!!!

I bet you play from the women's tees too!
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#1295535 - 11/30/09 06:27 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... Pale Rider
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only when i play with you

(you tee up there and i wouldn't wanna make ya' feel bad by playin' from the black tee) smirk

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#1295558 - 11/30/09 06:54 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... TB 12
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Originally Posted By: Sox in 07
Originally Posted By: Clark Griswold
Do you think Tiger instinctively yelled "FORE" before hitting the hydrant and tree?


I bet he has never had to say that on the course


I've seen him hit into the gallery, but you're probably right, he probably has someone on staff that he pays to yell it for him.
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#1295635 - 11/30/09 07:56 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... Peepers
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I hate it when women know how to use a big Bertha better than I do!
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#1295638 - 11/30/09 07:58 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... Pale Rider
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you have a Big Bertha? shocked

who knew!?

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#1295639 - 11/30/09 07:59 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... Miscuit
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Ive got one... not much of a golfer though
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#1295645 - 11/30/09 08:01 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... doobydoobydoo
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#1295678 - 11/30/09 08:16 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... Miscuit
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If Tiger Woods doesn't clear this up, the rumors will continue to escalade.
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#1295686 - 11/30/09 08:19 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... GuitarDude
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#1295697 - 11/30/09 08:26 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... GuitarDude
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Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
If Tiger Woods doesn't clear this up, the rumors will continue to escalade.


Oh, sure: blame it on the Caddy. wink
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#1295698 - 11/30/09 08:26 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... Pale Rider
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Originally Posted By: Pale
I hate it when women know how to use a big Bertha better than I do!


Can't be a Big Bertha, common, he's sponsored by Nike. I was guessing a wedge.

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#1295707 - 11/30/09 08:31 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... Sinatra Fan
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Originally Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
If Tiger Woods doesn't clear this up, the rumors will continue to escalade.


Oh, sure: blame it on the Caddy. wink



laugh

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#1295710 - 11/30/09 08:32 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... Sinatra Fan
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Originally Posted By: Sinatra Fan
Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
If Tiger Woods doesn't clear this up, the rumors will continue to escalade.


Oh, sure: blame it on the Caddy. wink


He's usually the one left holding the bag. smile
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#1295715 - 11/30/09 08:37 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... PRiv#6
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Originally Posted By: Pale
I hate it when women know how to use a big Bertha better than I do!


Can't be a Big Bertha, common, he's sponsored by Nike. I was guessing a wedge.


It could very well be a Big Bertha. They just cover up names of non-sponsor clubs with duct-tape.

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#1295718 - 11/30/09 08:38 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... PRiv#6
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Originally Posted By: Excess
Originally Posted By: Pale
I hate it when women know how to use a big Bertha better than I do!


Can't be a Big Bertha, common, he's sponsored by Nike. I was guessing a wedge.


I'm guessing it was probably a Sumo Q...
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#1296034 - 12/01/09 02:25 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... doobydoobydoo
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Originally Posted By: DoobyDoobyDoo
Ive got one... not much of a golfer though


source or shens
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#1296059 - 12/01/09 02:48 PM Re: Tiger Woods hurt in crash.... A_G
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So the police show up at Tiger Woods' house, and find him knocked-out on the front lawn. His wife is standing over him with a 3-iron.
Cop: What happened?
Elin: He was cheating on me, so I hit him with a golf club.
Cop: How many times did you hit him?
Elin: 6 or 7
Cop: I'll mark you down for a 6...
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