I must add, Mr. HappyGilmore, that making a statement such as "Don't Fruit the Beer" (from the Man Card commercial..not sure which product), implying that doing so means that you are less of a man, is akin to making a statement such as "Soccer is not a real sport".
So, it's settled then. Don't fruit the beer.
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...not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you.
It's a good thing the GnP was on gutter clean-up duty last night, it's more sanitary than a hospital, so perfectly fine for you ladies to be spending time in it!
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Someone's about to get horned!