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#1794430 - 03/13/13 08:51 PM
Re: Reason for leaving your last job?
Dazed Auditor
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How about 'everyone I worked with cried and/or quit'? Too broad / applies to too many past jobs. (As in, all of them.)
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#1794432 - 03/13/13 08:52 PM
Re: Reason for leaving your last job?
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I left because I found their policy on work release from prison to be too restrictive. ::frantically messages MonkEE::
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#1794556 - 03/14/13 12:57 PM
Re: Reason for leaving your last job?
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Nice avi, Minion. Hey, thanks! Do you know who she is?
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#1794557 - 03/14/13 01:01 PM
Re: Reason for leaving your last job?
califgirl
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No clue, dear.
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#1794559 - 03/14/13 01:02 PM
Re: Reason for leaving your last job?
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Elizabeth Warren?
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#1794595 - 03/14/13 02:14 PM
Re: Reason for leaving your last job?
The Minion
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Nice avi, Minion. Hey, thanks! Do you know who she is? Looks like a horney Audrey Hepburn.
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#1794648 - 03/14/13 03:25 PM
Re: Reason for leaving your last job?
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Hello, I’m the Simi and it is more than a name it is an attitude. I would tell you what Simi means, but then I’d have to kill you and though you are probably quite tasty, Akri gets all cranky when I snack on humans. Akri knows, but he’s not telling neither.
I have been with akri for a long, long time. How long? I don’t know. It’s something like dog years. What is a dog year? I had a dog once, but I ate him so he didn’t last a whole year. He snarled at me and I thought, hmmm, snarling dog…barbecue which leads me to my favorite food. Barbecued anything. I used to have a favorite kind of barbecue but akri says I can’t talk about that anymore and that it’s off the menu. He get real upset when the Simi talk about it so I don’t talk about it no more.
Where was I? Oh, I remember now. I protect akri, but he often says someone needs to protect him from me. I don’t know what he means by that. The Simi is a good protector. I eat anyone who annoys him. Anyone who don’t like akri…one word for them…barbecue. Sometimes toast would work, but I find toast too crispy so I prefer barbecue.
As for my favorite Squire, that Nicky is real nice. I don’t want to barbecue him. But he do look mighty tasty. Akri says I can’t say in public what I really want to do to him so I won’t. But he’s real nice to the Simi when she calls so I like him and I won’t make him barbecue.
My favorite time is now because now no one tries to tie me to a stake and make barbecued Simi. I did not like them people from long ago cause they would look at me and scream, then try to exorcise me. Exercising is good if you are Richard Simmons, but it is not good if you are the Simi. They did not like the Simi, so the Simi did not like them.
On that note, akri says the Simi has to sign off now or he will take away my plastic. I like my plastic–it make people do all kinds of nice things for the Simi. It gets me stuff. Akri also say if I don’t get offline he’ll turn off my QVC which would not make me happy and then I would have to barbecue akri. Since I am very attached to akri, I cannot kill him so I have to go now. Bye-bye.
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#1794694 - 03/14/13 04:30 PM
Re: Reason for leaving your last job?
The Minion
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Hello, I’m the Simi and it is more than a name it is an attitude. I would tell you what Simi means, but then I’d have to kill you and though you are probably quite tasty, Akri gets all cranky when I snack on humans. Akri knows, but he’s not telling neither.
I have been with akri for a long, long time. How long? I don’t know. It’s something like dog years. What is a dog year? I had a dog once, but I ate him so he didn’t last a whole year. He snarled at me and I thought, hmmm, snarling dog…barbecue which leads me to my favorite food. Barbecued anything. I used to have a favorite kind of barbecue but akri says I can’t talk about that anymore and that it’s off the menu. He get real upset when the Simi talk about it so I don’t talk about it no more.
Where was I? Oh, I remember now. I protect akri, but he often says someone needs to protect him from me. I don’t know what he means by that. The Simi is a good protector. I eat anyone who annoys him. Anyone who don’t like akri…one word for them…barbecue. Sometimes toast would work, but I find toast too crispy so I prefer barbecue.
As for my favorite Squire, that Nicky is real nice. I don’t want to barbecue him. But he do look mighty tasty. Akri says I can’t say in public what I really want to do to him so I won’t. But he’s real nice to the Simi when she calls so I like him and I won’t make him barbecue.
My favorite time is now because now no one tries to tie me to a stake and make barbecued Simi. I did not like them people from long ago cause they would look at me and scream, then try to exorcise me. Exercising is good if you are Richard Simmons, but it is not good if you are the Simi. They did not like the Simi, so the Simi did not like them.
On that note, akri says the Simi has to sign off now or he will take away my plastic. I like my plastic–it make people do all kinds of nice things for the Simi. It gets me stuff. Akri also say if I don’t get offline he’ll turn off my QVC which would not make me happy and then I would have to barbecue akri. Since I am very attached to akri, I cannot kill him so I have to go now. Bye-bye. :calls shrink:
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#1794725 - 03/14/13 04:54 PM
Re: Reason for leaving your last job?
califgirl
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You finally drove her over the edge!
I read that. Read it again, and was still confused. But, I'd like to read the rest of that book, sounds like it'd be interesting!
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#1794744 - 03/14/13 05:10 PM
Re: Reason for leaving your last job?
The Minion
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Hello, I’m the Simi and it is more than a name it is an attitude. I would tell you what Simi means, but then I’d have to kill you and though you are probably quite tasty, Akri gets all cranky when I snack on humans. Akri knows, but he’s not telling neither.
I have been with akri for a long, long time. How long? I don’t know. It’s something like dog years. What is a dog year? I had a dog once, but I ate him so he didn’t last a whole year. He snarled at me and I thought, hmmm, snarling dog…barbecue which leads me to my favorite food. Barbecued anything. I used to have a favorite kind of barbecue but akri says I can’t talk about that anymore and that it’s off the menu. He get real upset when the Simi talk about it so I don’t talk about it no more.
Where was I? Oh, I remember now. I protect akri, but he often says someone needs to protect him from me. I don’t know what he means by that. The Simi is a good protector. I eat anyone who annoys him. Anyone who don’t like akri…one word for them…barbecue. Sometimes toast would work, but I find toast too crispy so I prefer barbecue.
As for my favorite Squire, that Nicky is real nice. I don’t want to barbecue him. But he do look mighty tasty. Akri says I can’t say in public what I really want to do to him so I won’t. But he’s real nice to the Simi when she calls so I like him and I won’t make him barbecue.
My favorite time is now because now no one tries to tie me to a stake and make barbecued Simi. I did not like them people from long ago cause they would look at me and scream, then try to exorcise me. Exercising is good if you are Richard Simmons, but it is not good if you are the Simi. They did not like the Simi, so the Simi did not like them.
On that note, akri says the Simi has to sign off now or he will take away my plastic. I like my plastic–it make people do all kinds of nice things for the Simi. It gets me stuff. Akri also say if I don’t get offline he’ll turn off my QVC which would not make me happy and then I would have to barbecue akri. Since I am very attached to akri, I cannot kill him so I have to go now. Bye-bye. Acheron's Simi!!!! She's SO cool!
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#1794748 - 03/14/13 05:13 PM
Re: Reason for leaving your last job?
califgirl
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<<< confused
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#1794755 - 03/14/13 05:18 PM
Re: Reason for leaving your last job?
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Mani, Simi is a character in a book called Acheron. She is a protector of Acheron, and is always with him, either in a viable albeit not quite human form or as a tattoo that is in a different place each time someone looks at it on his body.
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#1794757 - 03/14/13 05:21 PM
Re: Reason for leaving your last job?
califgirl
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And Mani is off to Amazon to see if she can download this book/series.
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#1794761 - 03/14/13 05:23 PM
Re: Reason for leaving your last job?
califgirl
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Dark Hunters is the series by Sherrilyn Kenyon. I began reading the series years ago. Very, ummm , good series! No Matt, I've gone over the edge years ago. You try working for Deekles and see how you hold up!
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#1794778 - 03/14/13 05:34 PM
Re: Reason for leaving your last job?
califgirl
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I can put it all in my mind-vice and crush it! Besides, I'd be too busy drinking her Tanq to be unstable!
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