Bittersweet strawberry marshmallow butterscotch
Polarbear cashew dixieland phosphate chocolate
My tutti frutti special raspberry, leave it to me
Three grace scotch lassie cherry smash lemon free

I wanna go to Marz
Where green rivers flow
And your sweet sixteen is waiting for you after the show
I wanna go to Mraz
We'll meet the gold dust twins tonight
You'll get your heart's desire, I will meet you under the lights

Golden champagne juicy grapefruit lucky monday
High school footall hot fudge buffalo tulip sundae
Almond caramel frappe pineapple rootbeer
Black and white pennyapple henry ford sweetheart maple tea

I wanna go to Marz
Where green rivers flow
And your sweet sixteen is waiting for you after the show
I wanna go to Mraz
We'll meet the gold dust twins tonight
You'll get your heart's desire, I will meet you under the lights

There's a pan of "chocolate lasagna" sitting on the counter behind me. I'm tempted to just shove my face into it and eat it all.

Somehow my yogurt and fresh strawberries has become cardboard in comparison.

tring to log into a local news station for boston report and got this

Goshdarnit!
Something has gone wrong with our servers. It’s probably Matt’s fault.

We’ve just been notified of the problem.

Hopefully this should be fixed ASAP, so kindly reload in a minute and things should be back to normal.


Matt what did you do?

Seriously! One of our marketing people sent me a screenshot of that error Ed and said "Well, apparently your talent for f'ing everything up is going nationwide?" If not for the context, and what story she was looking for information on, it would've been a lot more amusing.

I was watching a rerun of the Big Bang Theory. It was the one where Sheldon was doing whatever Howard wanted so that Howard would give Sheldon’s paper to Stephen Hawking. The wife walked in, sat down, and proceeded to inquire about why wax was applied to Howard’s belt buckles (so the urine droplets would run right off). I had to explain urinal splash back to her; she was appalled. Thought she knew…..

Have you ever seen yourself on TV
Well, I have
Have you ever been more famous than me
Well, I have
Have you ever been stung by a bee

Well, I have
Have you ever met Muhammad Ali
I have, I have

Have you ever had a case of the flu
Well, I have
Have you ever had to escape from a zoo
I have
Have you ever met the guys in The Who
Well, I have
I'm in Who's Who, are you
I am

Have you ever stood in line at the bank
Had an uncle named Frank
Have you ever rode around in a tank
I have

But I've never been to Fairbanks Alaska
That's the only place I've never been
Have you ever been everywhere else
I have, I have

Have you ever locked your keys in your car
Well, I have
Have you ever been thrown out of a bar
I have

But I've never shot eighteen under par
And I still don't know where all those balls are
Except the one that went in some doctor's car
One time in Lincoln Nebraska

And some day I'm going to Fairbanks Alaska
If it's the last thing I ever do
Have you ever done everything else
I have too, I have

i hate humidity...

Ditto that

Humidity is the thing I like least about going home to visit my family. (Well, my SIL is right up there) I'm perfectly fine and happy in 114F desert heat, but ratchet up the humity of Ohio and I'm baked like a cake.

I am constantly suprised and a little disturbed by the number of people that come into the bank everyday for the purpose of of finding how much money they have in the bank! I dont mean that they have found a discreapancy and would like to resolve it. No, I mean that they havent a clue how much is in their account and want my tellers to tell them! I dont mind telling them, but how do you not know how much money you have?

They need to know if it is -500. or -5000. depending on what checks cleared.

You know our customers?

The whole right side of my right arm from the elbow down to my pinkie has been twitching since I woke up this morning. It's driving me crazy when I use my mouse!

Try some tonic water. Its good for twitches and cramps.

Its also good with gin..... JS

Or a banananananananananana!

duh...quit using your mouse...sheesh

why is it that when I eat mexican food for lunch, i always eat too many chips and queso before lunch is even served, then eat too much damn lunch...i don't do this with any other food. what is the attraction for the chips and mexican that makes this happen?

Banana's are not good with gin.

Researchers have already uncovered a large amount of information about this process. In short, it centers around the activation of the mesolimbic reward system, including but not limited to the ventral tegmental area (VTA; a major source of dopamine), the nucleus accumbens (NAc), the dorsal striatum, and the lateral hypothalamus (LH; specifically orexin neurons). Chemically manipulating the nucleus accumbens or lateral hypothalamus causes voracious feeding in sated rats, replicating the natural behavior that is observed in rats exposed to highly palatable food (4, 5). This is the system that motivates you to seek things that are desirable, including certain foods.

Yeah, knowing all that about it didn't make me feel any better about it either...

I'm hungry for chips and salsa now.

Ditto, dang it.

You lost me at "Research"

I'm so excited! After our chip discussion yesterday, today we're having a Mexican food day for our EVP's birthday! I'm making NA margaritas, although now I smell like limes.