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#1813609 - 05/13/13 04:45 PM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts
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Double crossed!
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#1813611 - 05/13/13 04:46 PM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts
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Please cross your fingers for me. Fingers crossed, but I don't think you are going to beat the Breathalizer™.....
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#1813634 - 05/13/13 05:28 PM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts
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walking a straight line is probably out of the question too
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#1813678 - 05/13/13 06:35 PM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts
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Why do i bother going to the dentist? After all, i live in Louisiana. Maybe I should just go full native?
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#1813813 - 05/14/13 12:55 AM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts
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Already been to 14 liquor stores and can't find any gin?
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#1813862 - 05/14/13 01:56 PM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts
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your uncle was not a beach boy?
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#1813870 - 05/14/13 02:00 PM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts
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Ice cream trucks: My son told me that one of his friend's parents said that when the ice cream truck was playing music that it meant they had no more ice cream.
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#1813883 - 05/14/13 02:14 PM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts
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Was he Uncle Jessie? He was almost a Beach Boy.
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#1813905 - 05/14/13 02:54 PM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts
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We have 33 people in on a powerball pool. If we win, this place is going to shut down and none of us will care!
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#1813910 - 05/14/13 03:05 PM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts
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We have 33 people in on a powerball pool. If we win, this place is going to shut down and none of us will care! sorry to burst your bubble, but $350 divided 33 ways after the 44% tax hit will only result in approximately $6mm per person, and with the cost of penalties from Obamacare if you don't work and have insurance, you're going to have to continue working... now back to your regularly scheduled daydreaming...
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#1813915 - 05/14/13 03:08 PM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts
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I told them if I win, I'm staying here and just being a complete arseface because I won't need the income to survive anymore. And hey, if everyone quits, that's a third of the staff I won't have to worry about watching anymore.
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#1813924 - 05/14/13 03:24 PM
Re: Days that end in 'y' random thoughts
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I had a dream last night that while Nixon was in office, he ordered all U.S. manufacturers of plastic push pins to make the flat portion larger (because he was having trouble pulling them out of a corkboard). Then I was a small child running barefoot outside and stepped on one of the modified push pins. Because of the enlarged part, it stayed upright on the ground and pierced my heel. That hurt, and I thought, ‘If Nixon didn’t make these push pins so much bigger, it would’ve fallen over.’ Then my dad pulled it out of my foot, and I thought, ‘If Nixon didn’t make these push pins so much bigger, pa wouldn’t have been able to pull it out with ease.’ Which was odd, because I never called my dad ‘pa’.
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