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#1856183 - 09/26/13 08:43 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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Please send me a letter informing me i need to jump through more hoops to maintain my CDL, even though i renewed it a year ago....and also inform me i need to pay $10 to do so (instead of the govt. paying ME for the gas i'll spend to go do this)....said no one ever.
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#1856188 - 09/26/13 08:46 PM Re: ...said no one ever Bankbb1, PITA
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If only I had been born with 13 toes! cry ..........said no one ever!


However, I knew someone with 12 toes!

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#1856200 - 09/26/13 09:02 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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Hey fat guy at the beach, that banana hammack you are sporting is quite becoming, ........said no woman ever.
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#1856241 - 09/27/13 10:56 AM Re: ...said no one ever Queen Mum
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Originally Posted By: Queen Mum
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
If only I had been born with 13 toes! cry ..........said no one ever!


However, I knew someone with 12 toes!


I have webbed toes on both feet. smile
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#1856242 - 09/27/13 10:59 AM Re: ...said no one ever manimal
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Yeah, there's plenty of abuse to go around. laugh


What he/she said. laugh
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#1856289 - 09/27/13 01:16 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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^^^ exhibit A

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#1856290 - 09/27/13 01:17 PM Re: ...said no one ever Purple Pride
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Originally Posted By: Purple Pride
Originally Posted By: Queen Mum
Originally Posted By: Bankbb1, PITA
If only I had been born with 13 toes! cry ..........said no one ever!


However, I knew someone with 12 toes!


I have webbed toes on both feet. smile


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#1856302 - 09/27/13 01:31 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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Nope, no webbed hands and no gills in my neck. Unfortunately...
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#1856307 - 09/27/13 01:32 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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I love it when pro basketball players flop onto the ground to induce a penalty on the other player.....said no one EVER!

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#1856321 - 09/27/13 01:48 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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^^^^"penalty" laugh
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#1856344 - 09/27/13 02:23 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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I love the sensation of eating corn on the cob and leaving the kernels stuck in my teeth all day long.....said no one ever....

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#1856347 - 09/27/13 02:31 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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PQ, insteaad of leaving the kernels stuck in your teeth all day, please make that sucking noise to get them out, it is so much better - said no one ever
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#1856354 - 09/27/13 02:44 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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Let's have a bank wide Miley Cyrus twerking session...said no one ever!!! crazy
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#1856381 - 09/27/13 03:12 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
PQ, insteaad of leaving the kernels stuck in your teeth all day, please make that sucking noise to get them out, it is so much better - said no one ever
grin grin

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#1856387 - 09/27/13 03:15 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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Originally Posted By: HappyGilmore
PQ, insteaad of leaving the kernels stuck in your teeth all day, please make that sucking noise to get them out, it is so much better - said no one ever


My great grandmother...aka...Honey did this all the time...drove me crazy! What I'd give to hear those awful sounds one more time! smile
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#1856404 - 09/27/13 03:35 PM Re: ...said no one ever Search_Me
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I just LOVE ♥ finding long, dark hairs...in my FOOD--said no one ever.
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#1856411 - 09/27/13 03:41 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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Oh gods, I just gagged reading that. sick
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#1856418 - 09/27/13 03:50 PM Re: ...said no one ever 'Lil Freak!
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Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
I just LOVE ♥ finding long, dark hairs...in my FOOD--said no one ever.


Its better than finding short dark hairs.... sick
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#1856422 - 09/27/13 03:56 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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#1856425 - 09/27/13 03:56 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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Freak and BBB1 are just trying to help everyone with their diet plans. smile
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#1856431 - 09/27/13 04:03 PM Re: ...said no one ever 'Lil Freak!
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Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
I just LOVE ♥ finding long, dark hairs...in my FOOD--said no one ever.
Well that means us having lunch together after you open the pool next year is out...... cry smirk

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#1856432 - 09/27/13 04:02 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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That was actually one of the suggestions on a "diet guru" website. He said to envision the food you have an addiction to, now imagine mixing in the item BBB1 described (or even something grosser) and then imagine eating or drinking it. I have not had a Mt. Dew since. sick grin

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#1856445 - 09/27/13 04:19 PM Re: ...said no one ever 'Lil Freak!
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Originally Posted By: 'Lil Freak!
I just LOVE ♥ finding long, dark hairs...in my FOOD--said no one ever.


:shivers: Ugh...this happened to me two weeks ago....Papa Johns recently opened in my city... needless to say everyone that ONCE was enjoying the pizza quickly tossed their plates down when we discovered a LONG BLACK HAIR entangled within the cheese of our pizza... sick sick Crazy thing...I remember thinking to myself he really needs to cover that nappy long black ponytail up as I watched him continue to make pizzas while waiting to pick mine up. crazy
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#1856449 - 09/27/13 04:22 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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Am I the only one who just picks it out and continues on? blush

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#1856451 - 09/27/13 04:24 PM Re: ...said no one ever HappyGilmore
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Just be happy when you see it on the food. Nothing worse than getting a "hanger". Taking a bite of pizza and having a chunk of pepperoni dangle from your chin stuck to a hair......

Who wants Little Caesar's!?!?! laugh
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