Married Unicorn Name:
Lavender Jolly Rump
Lavender is a prankster who loves to have fun. She is a jolly, brightly-coloured pony, and she melts the snow and brings the warm weather.
Maiden Unicorn Name:
Tulip Fair Pony
Tulip is a little bossy boots. She is handsome to look upon, and she brings the sunshine and chases away clouds.
I think my maiden name is closer to who I am, unicorn or human!
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In order to insult me, I must value your opinion...nice try though.