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#1920227 - 05/05/14 08:33 PM
Re: Monday Random Thoughts
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FACT: In 2008, an Illinoise woman had her big toe chewed off by her pet miniature dachshund while napping. Because of diabetes-related nerve damage in her extremities, the woman felt nothing and slept through the attack.
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#1920229 - 05/05/14 08:35 PM
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FACT: Roughly 100 people die every year by choking on ball-point pens.
I guess that's why us auditors only use pencils.....
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#1920252 - 05/05/14 10:00 PM
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The Credit Karma commercials are odd.
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#1920279 - 05/06/14 12:39 PM
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¡Happy Seis De Mayo! 
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#1920282 - 05/06/14 12:48 PM
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Yep. Same to you, AG. It's almost my BD! 
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#1920283 - 05/06/14 12:49 PM
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I supposed you want a thread then? 
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#1920318 - 05/06/14 02:08 PM
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That is CAKE abuse, DeeQ!
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#1920328 - 05/06/14 02:31 PM
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Just open your mouth!
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#1920329 - 05/06/14 02:31 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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#1922028 - 05/09/14 10:29 PM
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FACT: Demodex mites, or follicle mites, live in human skin. By some estimates, you have a colony of 1,000 to 2,000 living in your skin right now. When you touch someone or share fabrics with them, you’re trading follicle mites. Unless you touch someone’s heart, in which case you don’t give them follicle mites.
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#1922077 - 05/12/14 02:03 PM
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How in the heck do they know they are reversed?  ETA: Or...wait...I'm guessing the ones with the male parts are the ones that lay the eggs?
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#1922078 - 05/12/14 02:04 PM
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From my son's MD card: Moms: the original Google.
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#1922079 - 05/12/14 02:06 PM
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Without getting too technical (and inappropriate), the female has a "gynosome" that acts like the traditional male reproductive organ. When mating the female inserts the gynosome into the male's body and retrieves sperm from the male and brings it back inside the female's body.
Last edited by manimal; 05/12/14 02:07 PM.
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#1922085 - 05/12/14 02:17 PM
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hmm.
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#1922156 - 05/12/14 03:56 PM
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1 container cinnamon rolls
1# thin sliced bacon
Unroll individual cinnamon rolls, place strip of bacon over cinnamon mixture and roll back up. Place in pan and bake per package instructions.
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