Ok, I have to add to that one:
A scrawny cowboy walks into big, tough bar in the rough side of Dallas. He shouts, "Ok! Who painted my horse's butt yellow!"
No one answers.
He yells again, "Who painted my horse's butt yellow!!!"
The biggest, fattest, meanest looking guy stands up and says, "I did."
The cowboy says, "Well the first coat is dry."
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We're doing oil changes. Oil changes for EVERYONE!!