A woman comes home, screechng tires as she turns into the driveway. She yells to her husband, "PACK YOUR THINGS! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!!!!!" The husband, overwhelmed by the news, begins grabbing for a bag... but stopping to think, he's not sure what to pack... He yells back to his wife, "But sweetie, should i pack for the beach or the mountains!?" The wife replies, "I DON'T CARE, JUST GET OUT!!!!"
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I'll be in the hospital bar.
Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.
Well, this is why people hate hospitals.