I thought we might need a bar to relieve the stress of last minute shopping. If you're all done shopping, come in and sit a while. If not, you can chug a beer and head to the mall, or feel free to log into Amazon with our unsecured wifi network and enter your credit card info.
I'm having a Sierra Nevada Celebration, a hoppy IPA I just discovered, and now can't find it in stores. Apparently everyone likes it.
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I thought getting old would take longer.