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#216148 - 07/27/04 04:23 PM 10 reasons I registered as a Republican
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1. Teresa Kerry
2. Michael Moore
3. Al Franken
4. George Soros
5. Sandy Berger
6. Tom Brokaw
7. Rev. Jesse Jackson
8. Dan Rather
9. James Carville
10. Barbara Streisand
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#216149 - 07/27/04 05:13 PM Re: 10 reasons I registered as a Republican
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1. Teresa Kerry
2. Michael Moore
3. Al Franken
4. George Soros
5. Sandy Berger
6. Tom Brokaw
7. Rev. Jesse Jackson
8. Dan Rather
9. James Carville
10. Barbara Streisand




1. Bill Clinton
2. Hillary Clinton
3. Alec Baldwin
4. Whoopie Goldberg
5. Martin Sheen
6. Al Gore
7. Ted Kennedy
8. Barney Frank
9. Jimmy Carter
10. Ronald Reagan
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#216150 - 07/27/04 08:01 PM Re: 10 reasons I registered as a Republican
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1. FDR
2. Adlai Stevenson
3. Hubert Humphrey
4. Eugene McCarthy
5. JFK
6. Michael Dukakis
7. Al Gore
8. William Jefferson Clinton
9. Hillary Clinton
10. Lyndon Johnson

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#216151 - 07/27/04 08:11 PM Re: 10 reasons I registered as a Republican
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how about Linda Ronstadt
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#216152 - 07/27/04 08:30 PM Re: 10 reasons I registered as a Republican
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how about Linda Ronstadt



Don't forget Bonny Rait (sp)

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#216153 - 07/27/04 08:31 PM Re: 10 reasons I registered as a Republican
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Al Gore
Al Gore
Al Gore
Al Gore....

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#216154 - 07/27/04 08:34 PM Re: 10 reasons I registered as a Republican
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
Don't be knocking Al Gore. After all, he invented the internet...and without the internet, we couldn't be here.
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#216155 - 07/27/04 08:37 PM Re: 10 reasons I registered as a Republican
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Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan
Dwight Eisenhower
Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan
Abe Lincoln
Ronald Reagan
George Patton
Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan
Sorry, I got 11 reasons
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#216156 - 07/27/04 08:47 PM Re: 10 reasons I registered as a Republican
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Don't be knocking Al Gore. After all, he invented the internet...and without the internet, we couldn't be here.


He also invented the wheel, the tree, and dirt..

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#216157 - 07/28/04 02:24 AM Re: 10 reasons I registered as a Republican
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Don't be knocking Al Gore. After all, he invented the internet...and without the internet, we couldn't be here.


He also invented the wheel, the tree, and dirt..




I am so disappointed! I have a friend of mine named, Jesus who declares that his Father invented dirt.

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#216158 - 07/28/04 03:50 AM Re: 10 reasons I registered as a Republican
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I have a friend of mine named, Jesus who declares that his Father invented dirt.


TBB, your Friend is right. BTW, your post reminded me of my favorite joke. Enjoy:


One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had
come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one
scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.

The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we
no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and
do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."

God listened very patiently and kindly to the man and after the
scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this,
let's say we have a man making contest." To which the scientist
replied, "OK, great!"

But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in
the old days with Adam."

The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed
himself a handful of dirt.

God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own
dirt!"

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#216159 - 07/28/04 12:37 PM Re: 10 reasons I registered as a Republican
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I believe he also invented frenching your wife for 4 minutes in front of half the nation during a speech. (I am not a prude, but wondered, at the time, why he felt compelled to do that in that circumstance ??)

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