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#217166 - 07/30/04 12:02 AM
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Homer and Marge....so
I quickly changed channels but there wasn't anything worth watching so I went to bed. As I pulled down the covers I saw...
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#217167 - 07/30/04 02:12 AM
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The chrome gnome along with Dante Alighieri and James Furber holding a Party Party sign. They told me to . . .
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#217168 - 07/30/04 02:46 AM
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The chrome gnome along with Dante Alighieri and James Furber holding a Party Party sign. They told me to . . .
try to jello shooters and forget about Janet and her chrome stars because she was a thing of ther past. I wondered if jello shooters would be enough to make me forget that TV halftime episode. They assured me that it was...so I closed my eyes and slowly drifted off to sleep when all of a sudden I heard...
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#217169 - 07/30/04 12:18 PM
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a very loud howling sound outside my window...
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#217170 - 07/30/04 12:23 PM
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...terrified I ran out of the house into the chill night. I kept running until I was deep in the woods. I stumbled over something in the dark. It was cold and hard. Straining my eyes I looked closely at the object half buried in the ground and realized to my horror that it was a grave! I looked around and there were more graves, I knew then I must be....
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#217171 - 07/30/04 01:13 PM
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...terrified I ran out of the house into the chill night. I kept running until I was deep in the woods. I stumbled over something in the dark. It was cold and hard. Straining my eyes I looked closely at the object half buried in the ground and realized to my horror that it was a grave! I looked around and there were more graves, I knew then I must be....
in a grave situation...I tried to get up but something kept pulling me down and down. I soon realize that it was...
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#217172 - 07/30/04 01:42 PM
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...The ghost! Cackling mady the apparition pulled me further into the woods. There was an unearthly sound coming from a distance. The ground began to tremble and suddenly...
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#217173 - 07/30/04 04:18 PM
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out of the ground exploded the biggest Chrome Knome I have ever seem. It had huge chrome fangs and glowing red eyes. I knew we were all surely going to die. I reach down and pick up a...
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#217174 - 07/30/04 04:19 PM
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...document that should have been included in the 911 reports. When I looked back up, I noticed..
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#217175 - 07/30/04 04:22 PM
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...document that should have been included in the 911 reports. When I looked back up, I noticed..
John Kerry getting out of a tank in his full dress uniform, wedding dress that is. And standing behind him was...
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#217176 - 07/30/04 04:25 PM
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Rube Paul looking marvelous in her/his sequin jumpsuit borrowed from Elvis. Not knowing where to turn next, I ran down the cemetary path hoping I wouldn't run into the creature that lurks in these woods. A creature called...
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#217177 - 07/30/04 04:28 PM
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"The Bank Examiner" (I was one in my prior life so I can say that ) She was holding a report that said . . .
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#217179 - 07/30/04 04:47 PM
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ROE, and a big red F!
But luckily, I found out that it wasn't for MY bank, and in fact, it was for
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#217181 - 07/30/04 05:42 PM
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all of my private banking customers, and let the axe fall... so to speak.
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#217183 - 07/30/04 06:36 PM
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truck pulled up, and lo and behold! $600,000,000.00 in greenbacks were unloaded onto the front steps!
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#217186 - 07/30/04 06:45 PM
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Joan Rivers! Horror of horrors! I shuddered and...
died. The end.
NEXT STORY....
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#217188 - 07/30/04 06:51 PM
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Ok, let's pick a starting point for a new story then. Any ideas?
In classic fashion....
There once was a girl from Nantucket... (keep it clean boys and girls)
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#217190 - 07/30/04 06:52 PM
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I just arbitrarily started a new thread, should I delete it?
No Devil... I'm being the devil now!
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