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#29661 - 08/27/02 05:18 PM
Wheel of Finance? Mortgage Monopoly?
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Anonymous
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Could I interest anyone in brainstorming a new board game with me? I was reading the RESPA proposed rule--the part about a revised booklet--which caused me to look at my brand new box of Settlement Cost booklets sitting on the shelf, and think, "This feels like a chance card you draw in Monopoly--'HUD changes its booklet--pay $150'". What else would move you backward on the board? What would move you forward? Anybody want to play?
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#29664 - 08/27/02 07:18 PM
Re: Wheel of Finance? Mortgage Monopoly?
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Diamond Poster
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 1,191
Springfield
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Roll the dice. If the number comes up odd, all players must shout "But we've ALWAYS done it that way". Everyone moves back three spaces.
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#29665 - 08/27/02 07:21 PM
Re: Wheel of Finance? Mortgage Monopoly?
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Diamond Poster
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 1,033
Marysville, Ca.
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Roll the dice, oh I received "Go straight to the Board of Directors" and they say " And how much is that going to cost us now". Move forward 2 s paces.
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#29666 - 08/27/02 08:01 PM
Re: Wheel of Finance? Mortgage Monopoly?
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Power Poster
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 4,599
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Pay for annual privacy notices $100. Go to compliance school pay $500. Find Flood Violations go back 3 spaces and retrain! This is fun and it sure beats trying to figure out if we are covered by HIPPA
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#29674 - 08/29/02 06:49 PM
Re: Wheel of Finance? Mortgage Monopoly?
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Anonymous
Unregistered
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Roll the dice and take a ride on the Reading Railroad.... and read and read and read!
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#29676 - 08/29/02 11:11 PM
Re: Wheel of Finance? Mortgage Monopoly?
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Diamond Poster
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 1,678
United States
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Some Game pieces: 1. An eighteen wheeler (to haul around all those compliance books) 2. A Compaq iPaq (for the technologically advanced compliance officer. Exhibit A- Andy Z ) 3. A sleeping pill (for the aforementioned lack of sleep) 4. A coffee cup (just in case the sleeping pill doesn't work) 5. Every player must provide a photo ID, which must promptly be placed under the game board (to avoid discrimination) 6. A healthy stack of CTRs should also accompany the game, just in case anyone wins more than $10,000. 7. Don't forget the stack of SARs as well, just in case anyone decides to cheat.
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#29677 - 08/30/02 02:01 AM
Re: Wheel of Finance? Mortgage Monopoly?
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10K Club
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 27,763
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How about a trip to the office supply or computer store first for that CIP copier/scanner/printer. (Home is where the heart is.) Oops. Loans used the printer. Penalty - Send a thank you card to the examiner who cited your last lame violation.
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AndyZ CRCM My opinions are not necessarily my employers. R+R-R=R+R Rules and Regs minus Relationships equals Resentment and Rebellion. John Maxwell
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#29679 - 08/31/02 03:15 PM
Re: Wheel of Finance? Mortgage Monopoly?
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10K Club
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 10,204
Toano, VA
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Redesignation of Boardwalk as a SFHA (Zone V). Pay 50% of all your cash as annual NFI premium each time you land there.
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#29681 - 09/02/02 02:28 AM
Re: Wheel of Finance? Mortgage Monopoly?
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10K Club
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 27,763
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New rules. Upon further review it was determined the homes on Mediterranean were HOEPA. You are a predatory lender. Shame on you. Go back to the SFHA, do a file search and pay consumer groups 4 months earnings.
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AndyZ CRCM My opinions are not necessarily my employers. R+R-R=R+R Rules and Regs minus Relationships equals Resentment and Rebellion. John Maxwell
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#29682 - 09/03/02 02:29 PM
Re: Wheel of Finance? Mortgage Monopoly?
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100 Club
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 176
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Sit in meeting with community group--loose one turn.
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...but I saved a lot on my auto insurance
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#29684 - 09/03/02 04:46 PM
Re: Wheel of Finance? Mortgage Monopoly?
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Power Poster
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 3,608
Near the Land of Enchantment
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You're forced to buy a vowel. It's E - go back to your office and read the requirements until your eyes cross. Attempt to identify any justice to the bank in the regulation. Lose a turn.
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