Speaking of numbers, why do men rate women on number scales and women rate men like sides of beef?

Huh?

Ok, I'll explain. I've heard women rating guys like "He's 100% Grade A Choice" or "Ew, he's like hamburger meat!" Where as My friends and I rate women via a 1-10 number scale, 10 being the best. Though I once met an 11... she got away....

I totally understand AnOn, but I go by the Tequilla scale (how many shots of tequilla before I'll take them home) where 1 is the best and 10 is pretty bad.

I think they're talking about our butts...

It was an inside joke with me and my friends, but we always used Cave Troll, Troll and Sled Dog. Sled Dog being the hottest, of course...

Ahhh high school...Juvenility at its sophomoric best! Well, unless you count undergrad!

An0n, I have never used the term"meat" when referencing a guy. "Yummy" maybe, but never meat...

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat..... He says, Jack, let me tell you something.

On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here -try these on.' So, she did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.' So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try."

So, on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here try these on." So she does and says, "These are too large; they don't fit me."

So Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Jill takes off her pants, hands them to Jack and says, "Here you try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants."

Then Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smarta$$ attitude, you never will."

Remember that, boys!

Shortest Fairy Tale Ever:

Man asks woman to marry him.

Woman says no.

Man lives happily ever after.

DQ, that was great. Must be that women's lib stuff they were refering to in the Runnaway Bride thread.

Why some men prefer guns over women:


Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another
handgun for a backup.

#6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of
ammo.

#5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use
it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a
woman:

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

oooooh Randy, you're gonna get it!

Here's a whole litany of why [name your object] is betten than [men/women]:

"Better Than lists

And More "Better Than" lists

Well notice it says "some" men. Trust me, I'm not one of them. I'll take my wife any day over anything!!!

You've heard the saying that "women are like ovens and men are like microwaves" haven't you - women are slow to warm up and men are instantly turned on!

no I never heard that before.

Men....can't live with 'em, can't chop them into tiny pieces and stuff them down the disposer without having to wear horrizontal stripes