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#391202 - 07/26/05 01:26 PM
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No, "pi$$ yourself" is right before "check your undershorts"
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#391203 - 07/26/05 10:10 PM
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Jacques Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.
This is so funny, no matter how many times I read it.
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#391204 - 07/27/05 12:11 AM
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This is so funny, no matter how many times I read it.
You must be easily amused.
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#391205 - 07/27/05 02:08 PM
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This is so funny, no matter how many times I read it.
You must be easily amused.
Not necessarily, but this is so close to true it's scary.
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#391206 - 07/27/05 02:48 PM
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No it isn't. The French are brave and noble people. They don't deserve all this derision. And if it's "scary" to you, how can it also be "amusing"?
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#391207 - 07/27/05 02:54 PM
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No it isn't. The French are brave and noble people. They don't deserve all this derision. And if it's "scary" to you, how can it also be "amusing"?
you scare me with posts such as this, yet I find you amusing
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#391208 - 07/27/05 03:13 PM
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Well, I do what I can. Glad I could lighten your day.
Boo!
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#391210 - 07/27/05 05:08 PM
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Aren't pompous and canard French words?
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#391211 - 07/27/05 05:14 PM
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For Sale: French army rifles. Cheap. Never been fired, only dropped once.
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#391212 - 07/27/05 05:25 PM
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No it isn't. The French are brave and noble people. ....
You are being ironic, ... aren't you?
To get caught out once, being invaded by a neighboring country, and have to rely on your friends to liberate your country once is barely excusable, but to have it happen twice in thirty years demonstrates both a lack of bravery and any right to being described as "noble".
Just like those cowardly Kuwaiti's in the first gulf war? Hate them for arrogance but don't despise them because they didn't "stand by our man" It turns out they were right on that issue.
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#391215 - 07/27/05 06:31 PM
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No it isn't. The French are brave and noble people. They don't deserve all this derision. And if it's "scary" to you, how can it also be "amusing"?
A brave and noble people? I disagree. A pompous and cowardly people who bow to terrorism, depend on other nations of the world to save their butts in every major war, and yet they STILL think their poop doesn't stink.
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#391216 - 07/27/05 08:24 PM
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They are all those things Bengals Fan but I don't believe they bow to terrorism.
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#391218 - 07/28/05 03:33 AM
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Can you explain then why there are French troops in Afghanistan helping to fight terrorism? Or are you going to try to deny that? This information is from November 2004: 1,800 French troops make France the second largest partner of the United States in Afghanistan after Germany. French contributions include troops deployed through the International Security and Assistance Force (950, 10.5% of ISAF), training of the Afghan national army, Operation Enduring Freedom on the ground (special forces), at sea (2 frigates, 1 tanker, and 1 Maritime Patrol Aircraft), and in the air (2 transport aircraft, 3 reconnaissance jet fighters and 1 tanker) See: http://www.un.int/france/documents_anglais/041022_armee_facts_sheet.htm
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#391221 - 07/28/05 07:02 PM
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No, they do not bow, they colaborate! It is all about making a profit. That is why they, Germany and Russia never agreed to the UN resolutions.
From your pro-Bush perspective that's what they did.
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#391222 - 07/28/05 07:03 PM
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"At your current pace Fraudman everyone but you is going to end up collaborating with terrorism in your mind pretty soon. I bet by now your starting to eyeball your wife wondering what she's hiding from you."
That's just too funny!
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