Instead of a navigation system, would you settle for a phone threat? This was published in one of our local papers on Tuesday:
Want to help whip up the Internet-fueled, no-screening, $&%^@*$@*&ing hype over "Snakes on a Plane" even more? It's easy.
All you have to do is go to
http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/ and follow the instructions. In no time, Samuel L. Jackson will be telling a friend of your choosing (try not to pick anyone with a name you wouldn't find on a gift shop zipper pull) to go see his movie "Snakes on a Plane." And he'll threaten them, too, with furious anger, saying, "You don't want to mess with me on this one because I will come after you."
Give it a try. You know you want to.
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Today the same paper featured an article on all the teenagers that camped outside the theater for the opening.
I'm looking forward to seeing it. The trailers reminded me of 'Eight-Legged Freaks' (which was fun even without Samuel L. Jackson).
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