Bob Barker poops in public toilets without using a seat cover. Bob's afraid of nothing.

Bob Barker doesn't play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

Bob Barker once hit a horse upside in the chin with his skinny microphone. It's descendants are today known as giraffes.

Bob Barker was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee, Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

Bob Barker is the only person to ever win a staring contest with Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles.
At the same time.

Bob Barker is responsible for China's overpopuation.
They taped an episode of 'The Price is Right' in Beijing and all women within 1000 miles became pregnant instantly.

Bob Barker can slam a revolving door.

Las Vegas casinos do not let Bob Barker play any of their games of chance. Bob beats anything if given the chance.

Bob Barkers favorite chewing gum are nails and screws.

Sega once made an arcade game staring Bob Barker. Every time you put in a quarter, it automatically said "You Lose". It was Sega's most popular arcade game ever.

Bob Barker now has the Bob Barker Grill, similar to the George Foreman Grill, but instead of knocking out the fat, it beats out the fat with a skinny microphone and then grills the meat to the temperature of a million suns.

Mr. Clinton may not know what ‘is’ is, but Bob Barker does. And if you question his definition of ‘is’, it’s a forgone conclusion that you will know what a skinny microphone tastes like.

Hillary and Bob Barker competed in a “who is more manly” contest. Bob Barker definitely won (there is no man more manly than Bob), but Hillary made it close.

Dick Cheney appeared on the Price is Right and played Plinko. Bob Barker explained to Dick they weren’t clay pigeons and politely asked him to stop shooting at them. However, Dick quickly learned the hard way that Bob’s idea of being polite is beating you with a skinny microphone.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Bob Barker.

If a tree fell in the forest and nobody was there to hear it, it is because Bob Barker knocked it down with his skinny microphone. If there was somebody there to hear it, they wouldn't have heard it because they would have been beaten to death with Bob Barker's skinny microphone.

Bob Barker doesn't like just any snow. He created his own snow. It's called yellow snow.


(was that good enough for here??? )

The Titanic: it wasn't an iceberg, it was Bob Barker.

The Arms Race only began after Bob Barker was born.

Bob Barker was once stopped at a military checkpoint in western Russia. Moments later Soviet Russia collapsed and the cold war ended. You do not stop Bob Barker on a beer run. Ever.

Bob Barkers' only known enemy is Buster, Maximus's cute little puppy:

When the Bob Barker is dead, Buster will eat his heart.
Before he dies, Buster will put his children under the knife,
so the Bob Barker will know his seed is wiped out forever.

but Bob Barker will be fine with that so long as Buster has been spayed or nuetered!

Poor, poor Buster.