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#91240 - 06/25/03 01:58 AM
Sold Out Bears!
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Cub Dave - What's going on out there? Chicago Bears sold out their name and will now be known as "Chicago Bears presented by Bank One". How'd that happen? What's next...Chicago White Sox presented by Fruit of the Loom? Why stop there? How about...New York Yankees presented by New York Stock Exchange? Or... ah, yes! New England Patriots presented by Sam Adams Beer? What other teams can we sell and to whom? This ought to get the BOL creative minds racing. Wait ! One more! (I can't resist!) BOL Water Cooler presented by Perrier!
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#91241 - 06/25/03 03:03 AM
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BOL Water Cooler presented by Perrier!
Actually, I'd bet money that Outhouse Springs is supplying the BOL water. Have you seen their billboards? Now that's humor!
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#91243 - 06/25/03 01:24 PM
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Cub Dave - What's going on out there? Chicago Bears sold out their name and will now be known as "Chicago Bears presented by Bank One". How'd that happen? What's next...Chicago White Sox presented by Fruit of the Loom? Why stop there? How about...New York Yankees presented by New York Stock Exchange? Or... ah, yes! New England Patriots presented by Sam Adams Beer? What other teams can we sell and to whom? This ought to get the BOL creative minds racing. Wait ! One more! (I can't resist!) BOL Water Cooler presented by Perrier!
It's a sad sad day in Bearville - but, on the bright note, the boys of summer found some power last night (after losing the real power for 16 minutes)
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#91244 - 06/25/03 02:14 PM
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Some how "Nextel Cup Racing" just doesn't have the right ring to it either. Some how a mechanic hunched over a transmission with a cellphone in his ear just isn't the same as a Winston dangling from his lips.
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#91246 - 06/25/03 03:15 PM
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Quadrupletville, Texas
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The Dallas Cowboys brought to you by the NRA (National Rifle Assoc.)
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#91247 - 06/25/03 03:17 PM
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Dallas, Texas
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Some how "Nextel Cup Racing" just doesn't have the right ring to it either. Some how a mechanic hunched over a transmission with a cellphone in his ear just isn't the same as a Winston dangling from his lips.
Or yelling "Can you hear me now?"
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#91249 - 06/25/03 06:05 PM
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Green Bay Packers brought to you by Samsonite!???? No way, it would be Green Bay Packers brought to you by Bluebird. (as in the bus company) or a very large cheese producer.... You see...this is why we don't have professional sports in Alaska...all that evil commercialism! (that and the fact that rich, young, talented sports people...are smart enough not to spend their lifes in Alaska freezing and slipping on the ice)
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#91250 - 06/25/03 06:14 PM
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Chicago White Sox brought to you by Waste Management
Portland Trailblazers brought to you by the Oregon Penitentiary System
The Washington Huskies brought to you by The Mirage Hotel
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#91251 - 06/25/03 06:26 PM
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You see...this is why we don't have professional sports in Alaska...all that evil commercialism! (that and the fact that rich, young, talented sports people...are smart enough not to spend their lifes in Alaska freezing and slipping on the ice)
I don't know, the weather can be pretty nasty in the land of the "frozen tundra".
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#91252 - 06/25/03 06:28 PM
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Portland Trailblazers brought to you by the Oregon Penitentiary System
The Washington Huskies brought to you by The Mirage Hotel
Shouldn't it have been McCullough Chainsaws and Alpo?
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#91254 - 06/25/03 07:04 PM
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You see...this is why we don't have professional sports in Alaska...all that evil commercialism! (that and the fact that rich, young, talented sports people...are smart enough not to spend their lifes in Alaska freezing and slipping on the ice)
What a shame! I could see it now...the "Alaska Polar Bears presented by Eskimo Pie" Perfect!
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#91256 - 06/25/03 08:16 PM
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Sacramento King's brought to you by King of Queens!
76ers brought to you by Smith & Wesson!
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#91257 - 06/26/03 01:16 PM
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I hate to say this, as this is my favorit college team, but...
The Georgia Bulldogs presented by E-Bay
and for our opponents in the Sugar Bowl...
The Florida State Seminoles presented by No-Doze
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#91258 - 06/26/03 04:42 PM
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Alabama Crimson Tide brought to you by Arety's Angels Strip Club.
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#91259 - 06/26/03 04:49 PM
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Near the Land of Enchantment
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Cleveland Cavaliers featuring LeBron James - presented by Gymboree.
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#91260 - 06/26/03 05:10 PM
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Home of the 8 time NCAA Champ ...
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We can't forget the Iowa State Cylones presented by Anheuseir Busch. (Although I feel dirty for taking a jab at Eustachy.)
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#91261 - 06/26/03 05:18 PM
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New Jersey
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New Jersey Nets, brought to you by your neighborhood funeral home (hey, they get buried in the finals every year).
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