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#125958 - 10/30/03 08:11 PM
Re: What was he thinking?!?!
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Indiana
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Here is a great story for you. Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo! I asked one more time,"Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
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#125959 - 10/30/03 08:18 PM
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oh my gosh...that is just TOO funny!!!!!!
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#125960 - 10/30/03 08:32 PM
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Creditcop, that was great, I needed the laugh today!
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#125961 - 10/30/03 08:35 PM
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I'm so glad that was your experience and not mine!!!
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#125964 - 10/30/03 10:44 PM
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#125965 - 10/30/03 11:28 PM
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#125967 - 10/31/03 02:15 PM
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Here is another story from the great state of Michigan, where both my daughters were born at. This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story... We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!
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#125968 - 10/31/03 02:18 PM
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Here is 3 more stories to start your Friday off with. I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job? I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin, TX 2. I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI 3. My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD
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#125972 - 10/31/03 05:13 PM
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i have to tell one on myself now... that i have no memory of therefore i am an innocent angel! when i was like 4 my mom and i were in line at the store, and i reached up and patted the man in front of us on the behind... he turned around and glared at my mom, who looked at me and said "now why did you do that, we don't know him" and i looked up at my mom with a perfect angelic face and said "what mommy, i didn't do anything" she was sooo mad hehehe still makes me laugh! what a devil i was... i also locked my mom out of house on a winter morning when she went to warm up the car... then i waved at her as she was motioning for me to open the door, and then went back to eating my breakfast...
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