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#1687792 - 04/11/12 02:36 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
PATSGirl74
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Big giant robot that roams around smashing buildings.
Alternatively, competitive eater or professional dog walker.
I'd also not mind being a roofer, but only April/May and September/October. It's been a fun side job the past few years, even last year when I half-fell through a roof and destroyed my ankle for a few weeks. There's just a nice sense of accomplishment looking back at the end of the day and seeing the fruits of your labor instead of a pile of papers.
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#1687812 - 04/11/12 03:15 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
manimal
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I was going to say something silly like "be a personal shopper" or "own my own bookstore" but now the last few posts have me thinking I'd like to be the baby oil/lotion applicator woman for the Thunder from Down Under. And I'm fairly certain I'd have to have this job for quite some time to really make sure I liked it. Hmmm on that note I think I'll go with smut book-cover photographer. Will either of you need an assistant?
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#1687886 - 04/11/12 04:27 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
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I could get on board with this
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#1687897 - 04/11/12 04:42 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
Bankbb1, PITA
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International assassin and confectioner. Best one yet - hilarious what I am picturing in my head
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#1687906 - 04/11/12 04:54 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
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International assassin and confectioner. Best one yet - hilarious what I am picturing in my head Brings new meaning to the term "Candyazz".
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#1687908 - 04/11/12 04:56 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
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International assassin and confectioner. I could totally see Chef Ron Ben-Israel as an assassin as well. No one is really that strange without something else going on to the side.
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#1687911 - 04/11/12 04:57 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
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International assassin and confectioner. Best one yet - hilarious what I am picturing in my head Brings new meaning to the term "Candyazz". ohhhhh that is so a James Bond, Bad Guy assassin name. I see a new avatar of your new alter ego coming soon LOL
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#1687913 - 04/11/12 05:00 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
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Sort of like Batfastard from Austin Powers, only not as nasty looking! Although......he did wear a kilt!
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#1687915 - 04/11/12 05:06 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
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Sort of like Batfastard from Austin Powers, only not as nasty looking! Although......he did wear a kilt! I was sort of picturing a french chef / baker with the curly end mustache (not sure why) - bakers hat in much better shape than the Batfastard you were thinking.
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#1687949 - 04/11/12 05:57 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
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:In my best french accent: Allo monssieur, I must keel you now! But first wewd you care for a bon bon?
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#1687962 - 04/11/12 06:14 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
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I'm not french! I'm an American confectioner/assassin doing a french accent and killing with bon bon's so I wont get caught! SHEESH! But I didnt say that..!
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#1688050 - 04/11/12 08:23 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
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I'm not french! I'm an American confectioner/assassin doing a french accent and killing with bon bon's so I wont get caught! SHEESH! But I didnt say that..! I will not forget this conversation if I get you in this years ornament exchange ; )
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#1688056 - 04/11/12 08:27 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
manimal
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::high five:: PATSGirl74 New meaning to Killer Cupcake Mani LOL
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#1688067 - 04/11/12 08:46 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
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I'm not french! I'm an American confectioner/assassin doing a french accent and killing with bon bon's so I wont get caught! SHEESH! But I didnt say that..! I will not forget this conversation if I get you in this years ornament exchange ; ) Oui'!!!
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#1688072 - 04/11/12 08:58 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
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Oui'!!! If I get you, expect a moldy baguette. Carbs are the enemy and all that.
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#1688079 - 04/11/12 09:04 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
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Its little known, but you can hollow out baquette's and make flutes form them......
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#1688091 - 04/11/12 09:24 PM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
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Its little known, but you can hollow out baquette's and make flutes form them...... Or a dart gun Ok, now you're just being silly.....
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#1688147 - 04/12/12 11:14 AM
Re: My dream job - at least for today
PATSGirl74
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I want to be the person with the "Inspected by #44" person
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