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#1703877 - 05/29/12 04:03 PM
Re: Don't you hate it when...
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She'd need an oxygen bar on each floor!
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#1703878 - 05/29/12 04:04 PM
Re: Don't you hate it when...
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Well dont try the ole "Choke them out and try to pretend like they had heart attack when the door opens" thing...... Suprisingly, when they come to, they rat you out.
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#1703880 - 05/29/12 04:06 PM
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Crop dust the elevator before they get on, then pretend you forgot something and quickly exit.
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#1703894 - 05/29/12 04:19 PM
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just go all David Blaine and hold your breath for 10 minutes
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#1703911 - 05/29/12 04:37 PM
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It's been so long since I've been in a building with an elevator!
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#1703913 - 05/29/12 04:39 PM
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...you don't have a pacifier available to stick in a LO's mouth when they are whining about the most irrelevant issue?
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#1704017 - 05/29/12 06:42 PM
Re: Don't you hate it when...
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What's worse is when you're getting into an elevator and someone getting off just crop dusted. And you're left to choke on it for 14 floors. ETA: Oh, that was you tj?!?! Or when someone crop dusts and gets off the elevator, you get on, then someone gets on during the next stop and thinks that you've [censored] your pants...
Last edited by arye23; 05/29/12 06:43 PM.
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#1704019 - 05/29/12 06:43 PM
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And I typed "censored" in myself to save the thread time
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#1704034 - 05/29/12 07:01 PM
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…you’re snacking on some dude’s face--sans clothing--and the police start firing at you. Whassup with that????
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#1704100 - 05/29/12 07:51 PM
Re: Don't you hate it when...
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I got in our elevator last week and it started going up before the door was completely closed!! SCARY! but all you'd see is cement? Yes?
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#1704105 - 05/29/12 07:53 PM
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Or the magic doorway to another dimension...
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#1704108 - 05/29/12 07:54 PM
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…you’re snacking on some dude’s face--sans clothing--and the police start firing at you. Whassup with that???? nom nom nom
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#1704119 - 05/29/12 08:02 PM
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I've gotten over my fear of riding the elevator with other passengers. Used to be, I was afraid the cart would break down between floors and, if it was just before lunch, people would decided to turn on me and eat me. When I expressed this concern with some coworkers, they tried to assure me I didn't have enough meat on me to justify being eaten, but secretly I knew they planned to jump me if there ever was a food shortage issue.
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#1704120 - 05/29/12 08:02 PM
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…you’re snacking on some dude’s face--sans clothing--and the police start firing at you. Whassup with that???? nom nom nom Who took the Lector masque off him^^^
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#1704122 - 05/29/12 08:03 PM
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Or the magic doorway to another dimension... I'll see you in the Geek Thread, my dear Matt. Awwww! You're going to get me in using one of your guest passes? That's so nice of you!
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#1704134 - 05/29/12 08:08 PM
Re: Don't you hate it when...
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I've gotten over my fear of riding the elevator with other passengers. Used to be, I was afraid the cart would break down between floors and, if it was just before lunch, people would decided to turn on me and eat me. When I expressed this concern with some coworkers, they tried to assure me I didn't have enough meat on me to justify being eaten, but secretly I knew they planned to jump me if there ever was a food shortage issue. whatever, you would enjoy it.............freak
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