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#191009 - 05/17/04 09:08 PM
Re: Funny Stories
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At a meeting last week, a bank security officer was talking about auditing bait money at the branches. At one branch, he discovered a real need for additional training when he asked several tellers to produce their bait money and they each pulled out from their drawers white envelopes that their supervisor had given them with the words "bait money" written on the front. The supervisor had said "This is your bait money. Keep it in your teller drawer." They did just what she said!
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#191011 - 05/17/04 09:33 PM
Re: Funny Stories
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Joined: Aug 2002
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Anchorage Alaska
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I think I've told this one before, but here's the short version: I declined a loan to a gentleman who had a weak grasp on reality. I knew that when I was the unlucky sucker to take the application, but unfortunately I was the slowest (I hadn't dove under my desk yet) so it was mine to process. I worried he'd be approved (there was NO WAY I was notarizing his signature saying he understood what he was doing) but fortunately he was declined. I let him down with my usual understanding and grace (I'd recently taken the class "Getting to NO") and he told me he understood. He walked half way out of the lobby and I sat down relieved when he suddenly turned and started taking his cloths off as he approached my desk. He yelled, "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EMBARESS ME THIS WAY!!! I CAN DO BETTER MYSELF!!" as he jumped naked onto my desk and started quacking like a duck. And this folks, is a true story! Not as fun as the time he came into the branch and started throwing eggs at us, but darned close Gad I miss dealing with clients....
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#191014 - 05/17/04 09:46 PM
Re: Funny Stories
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Joined: Aug 2003
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Between Here and There
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So did he get to keep the soup?
Yeah, who got to eat the soup?
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#191019 - 05/18/04 12:32 AM
Re: Funny Stories
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Joined: Aug 2002
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Anchorage Alaska
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LMAO Pippi! Did he start bringing you soup?
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#191023 - 05/18/04 04:28 PM
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#191025 - 05/18/04 04:32 PM
Re: Funny Stories
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Cincinnati, OH
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When we first started doing things with Privacy and our customers first received their notices, we had one old gentleman asking me to remove the account number from his checks.
God that's kinda funny... Can you put someone ELSES account number on MY checks?
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#191027 - 05/18/04 06:02 PM
Re: Funny Stories
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Cincinnati, OH
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Actually, I'm not sure it was too funny....I had one heck of a time trying to explain to him that we could not do that........
But that's EXACTLY what makes it funny FOR EVERYONE ELSE!
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#191028 - 05/18/04 06:13 PM
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Joined: Feb 2004
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Minneapolis
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I can't beat Pipi's story but I did have an embarassing moment when I was a bank examiner (don't worry, I have completed the 12 step program of recovery). I was talking to a board member of one of our larger banks. I was in my 30s and had braces (a late bloomer). As I talked to him, a rubber band popped off my braces and popped him in the face. He pretended like he didn't notice, I sure didn't point it out. I avoided him after that.
LOL...........Literally
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