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#1938269 - 07/07/14 09:16 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Sci_Comply
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Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
I apparently didn't have enough bug spray on this weekend while out looking for fossils in my driveway. Why do chiggers have to bite you right on your underwear line? UGGGG!!! cry eek


Out smart them! Go commando!
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#1938273 - 07/07/14 09:25 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Sci_Comply
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Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
I apparently didn't have enough bug spray on this weekend while out looking for fossils in my driveway. Why do chiggers have to bite you right on your underwear line? UGGGG!!! cry eek


Have the old people call when they are getting close so you do not have to wait for them. (you do not use the term fossil in front of them? some of them do not like it) laugh
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#1938355 - 07/08/14 01:40 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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#1938419 - 07/08/14 03:01 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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Why do you have fossils in your driveway? confused
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#1938423 - 07/08/14 03:03 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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#1938643 - 07/08/14 08:03 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts RR Joker
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Originally Posted By: RR Joker
Why do you have fossils in your driveway? confused


And why are you looking for them in your underwear?
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#1938649 - 07/08/14 08:09 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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I wasn't! I had my running leggings on with my rain boots, if you must know. laugh

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#1938653 - 07/08/14 08:17 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Sci_Comply
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Originally Posted By: Sci_Comply
I wasn't! I had my running leggings on with my rain boots, if you must know. laugh


How many accidents did you cause being mostly naked? laugh
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#1938663 - 07/08/14 08:27 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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The joys of living in the out in the country....
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#1940479 - 07/14/14 05:32 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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So, a truck pulls in at McDonalds. 4-wheel drive set up on swampers...typical redneck truck.

Plastered across the tailgate in large letters:

YEE YEE
Country Boy Love


At first I assumed it was one of our lovely yahoo locals...until the boy got out dressed in camo fatigues...oh well...so...please tell me...just What (or is it WHO?) is a Yee Yee??? crazy
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#1940484 - 07/14/14 05:34 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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One of those 'yee-ha' type yells for hunters, apparently.

Oh and apparently the relation to Country Boy Love is from a song, by Earl Dibbles. So sayeth Google.
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#1940491 - 07/14/14 05:38 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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O. M. G. Redneck association. Who knew?

Idiots.
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#1940495 - 07/14/14 05:41 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
this entire topic sounds a little to close to Deliverance and the pig-squealing scene
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#1940509 - 07/14/14 05:56 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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#1940543 - 07/14/14 06:27 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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What the heck? I'm in my mid-thirties and have 2 pimples on my neck!?! To top it all off, they are situated in such a way that I look like I was bitten by a vampire.
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#1940544 - 07/14/14 06:28 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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were you? laugh
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#1940547 - 07/14/14 06:29 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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Well, I did eat my steak a little rarer than usual last night..... laugh
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#1940566 - 07/14/14 06:50 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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::waits to see if anything happens::
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#1940574 - 07/14/14 06:59 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts GuitarDude
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::makes fettucine alfredo with garlic::
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#1940577 - 07/14/14 07:02 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Peepers
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::makes Summons his women to make fettucine alfredo with garlic::


Fixed for accuracy. laugh
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#1940600 - 07/14/14 07:27 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts edAudit
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#1940602 - 07/14/14 07:29 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts Bacon Boy
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The only way that could happen is if they were held hostage.
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#1940629 - 07/14/14 07:58 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts RR Joker
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your point?
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#1940631 - 07/14/14 08:01 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts RR Joker
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O. M. G. Redneck association. Who knew?

Idiots.


Most rednecks I know aren't the offensive ones, just hard working country types. Why the idiots comment?
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#1940644 - 07/14/14 08:08 PM Re: Monday Random Thoughts GuitarDude
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Originally Posted By: GuitarDude
GARLIC

::waits to see if anything happens::


::places clothes pin oon nose::

You can run, but you can't hide.
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