Hmmm, did you ever work in a $12 million bank in Indiana? If so, this will sound very familiar.
Employee going on vacation: Don't worry about balancing the Credit Life and A & H accounts while I'm on vacation; it would just be too hard for anyone else to figure out.
Cashier: No doubt. Enjoy your vacation.
Cashier to the new kid as he dumps all the files on his desk: Figure it out. I don't care how long it takes you, just figure it out. She's been the only person who could do this for the 10 years I've been here and I'm tired of hearing about how indispensable she is.
New Kid, two hours later: It's done and, honestly, it's not that hard. However, it could be done in 30 minutes if the statement cycle was set for month end.
Cashier: Do it.
Employee returning from vacation: Oh, I've been dreading working on the Credit Life & A & H accounts for the last two weeks. I'm going to put a "Do Not Disturb" sign on my door and I will try to have them done by this afternoon.
Cashier, without looking up: They're already done. Beth is going to do them from now on and you can take over a couple things from her.
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In this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.