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#295084 - 12/30/04 05:18 PM
Re: Here's your sign.....(***rant?***)
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back to my roots
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The funniest part is that she actually thought she was right! She was ever so sweet about it, but I couldn't help but be annoyed. I wonder what her drawer is like every night...
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#295085 - 12/30/04 06:17 PM
Re: Here's your sign.....(***rant?***)
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?? not the brightest crayon in the box? I just received a call from my admin asking if I had a phone. Um, ok..so I said Yes I'm on it right now. She said ok, just making sure because I didn't want to have to order you one if you already have one. I'm confused, whose number did she think she was calling as she called me direct and my name shows up? Anyone have any other here's your sign stories.
Careful there...
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#295087 - 12/30/04 06:28 PM
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back to my roots
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Not the brightest bulb in the marquee...
One sandwich short of a picnic basket...
One taco short of a combo platter...
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#295088 - 12/30/04 06:32 PM
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All over the map.
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Dumb as a box of rocks.
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#295089 - 12/30/04 06:40 PM
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Outside A Garage
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A few fries short of a Happy Meal Dumb as a bag of hammers
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#295090 - 12/30/04 06:41 PM
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Stockton, California
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hee hee - i like the happy meal one. - i'm sure there are so many more out there...
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#295091 - 12/30/04 06:42 PM
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Joined: Oct 2003
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Midwest
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one beer short of a six-pack
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#295092 - 12/30/04 07:00 PM
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Joined: Jul 2002
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the sandy shore
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Her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
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#295093 - 12/30/04 07:04 PM
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GA
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Doesn't have the sense God gave a 2 by 4....
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#295094 - 12/30/04 07:15 PM
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Anonymous
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If brains were dynamite she couldn't blow her nose.
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#295096 - 12/30/04 07:32 PM
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PacificNW
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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
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#295097 - 12/30/04 07:33 PM
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Turnpike Exit 10
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A couple of fries short of a Happy Meal
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#295099 - 12/30/04 07:35 PM
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A couple of fries short of a Happy Meal
Dumb as a shoe & a few slices shy of a loaf...
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#295101 - 12/30/04 07:39 PM
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here and there
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as sharp as bowling ball
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#295102 - 12/30/04 07:40 PM
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#295103 - 12/30/04 07:48 PM
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Alderaan
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If she had a brain, she'd be dangerous
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#295104 - 12/30/04 07:49 PM
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Too much yardage between the goal posts
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#295106 - 12/30/04 08:11 PM
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R.I.P. Chief Illiniwek
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The oven isn't heating evenly....
All the wheels aren't touching the pavement....
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