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#691298 - 02/22/07 05:34 PM
Re: If I Were President
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Sure you did Neo, Look! I support a 6 day work week.
I took lessons from Michael Moore
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#691301 - 02/22/07 05:35 PM
Re: If I Were President
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Bimmer...may I remind you who is in the lead in your NASCAR league? Hmmm...lol And your point is what exactly???
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#691302 - 02/22/07 05:35 PM
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#691303 - 02/22/07 05:37 PM
Re: If I Were President
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And see, my fellow Americans, Neo is an ELITIST too. Right from the horses mouth no less!!!
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#691305 - 02/22/07 05:38 PM
Re: If I Were President
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Oh... Well then I stand corrected. I thought that it was sheer dumb luck that had you leading the league after only one race.
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#691317 - 02/22/07 05:52 PM
Re: If I Were President
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This is too easy.....
Frank-tell us where you stand on the issues instead of changing the subject...
Last edited by sox in '04; 02/22/07 05:55 PM.
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#691318 - 02/22/07 05:54 PM
Re: If I Were President
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4. New tax deductions for all Football, Baseball, and Hockey-related ticket purchases, memorabilia, beer and pretzels, or HDTV purchases to promote the same
Providing tax breaks for a good or service will only drive up the cost of the good (example: college tuition). I suggest nationalizing the professional sport leagues, or enacting price controls. That always seems to work out well.
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#691321 - 02/22/07 05:56 PM
Re: If I Were President
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4. New tax deductions for all Football, Baseball, and Hockey-related ticket purchases, memorabilia, beer and pretzels, or HDTV purchases to promote the same
Providing tax breaks for a good or service will only drive up the cost of the good (example: college tuition). I suggest nationalizing the professional sport leagues, or enacting price controls. That always seems to work out well. I dunno. That sounds Commy to me. And besides, this campaign is based upon Relaxation, not logical forethought.
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#691325 - 02/22/07 06:00 PM
Re: If I Were President
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1) Maintain the current 5 day work week with extra incentives for good performance. A 5 day work week is vital to maintaing productivity. However, by increasing such performance based incentives, I hope to allow employees to push themselves harder and further so then can "earn" extra days off, instead of hand outs.
2) Live and let live. Be responsible. Make your own responsible lifestyle choices, so long as you're prepared to accept and understand the effects such choices can have on family.
3) No more dress codes. Wear what you feel most comfortable working in. HAHAHA A FLIPFLOP. Now its back to a 5-day work week huh. And now he uses terms like "family" OH YEAH we buy that. TAX DEDUCTIONS ON BEER TOO under my platform. Now THATS FAMILY-ORIENTED. DADS AT HOME ON SUNDAY WITH THE FAMILY PIZZA, PRETZELS, DRINKING BEER DURING THE FOOTBAL GAME AND getting a tax break for it!!!
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#691341 - 02/22/07 06:13 PM
Re: If I Were President
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My opponent is making promises that he cannot hope to keep. He is not being practical, he instead is manipulating you all with standards that will spoil the country and the workplace.
You might not like what I have to say, but at least my platform is grounded in common sense. Sorry, Neo. As it turns out, it's usually the candidate who puts on the best show who wins. OH, AND ANOTHER LEGISLATION I WOULD PROPOSE THAT CONGRESS TAKE UP, AND SEND TO ME FOR APPROVAL, IS MANDATORY PIZZA FOR ALL EMPLOYEES OF CORPORATE AMERICA, AT THE CORPORATION'S EXPENSE. THE CORPORATIONS CAN APPLY IT TO THEIR WRITE-OFFS. Fella - you seem to address my true needs. If you make me your Minister of Food, I will ensure you obtain this goal, as well as jerky and Quad Stackers for all Coolies! ::audience stands, claps, cheers::
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#691342 - 02/22/07 06:15 PM
Re: If I Were President
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My opponent is making promises that he cannot hope to keep. He is not being practical, he instead is manipulating you all with standards that will spoil the country and the workplace.
You might not like what I have to say, but at least my platform is grounded in common sense. Sorry, Neo. As it turns out, it's usually the candidate who puts on the best show who wins. OH, AND ANOTHER LEGISLATION I WOULD PROPOSE THAT CONGRESS TAKE UP, AND SEND TO ME FOR APPROVAL, IS MANDATORY PIZZA FOR ALL EMPLOYEES OF CORPORATE AMERICA, AT THE CORPORATION'S EXPENSE. THE CORPORATIONS CAN APPLY IT TO THEIR WRITE-OFFS. Fella - you seem to address my true needs. If you make me your Minister of Food, I will ensure you obtain this goal, as well as jerky and Quad Stackers for all Coolies! ::audience stands, claps, cheers:: Bailey, my team can use fresh ideas and optimisitc people to steer us into an ever-expanding future. You will be not only Minister of Food and Agriculture, but the National Dietary Czar.
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#691345 - 02/22/07 06:17 PM
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Awesome! My first decree as Czar: Trans Fats for Everyone!
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#691348 - 02/22/07 06:18 PM
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Awesome! My first decree as Czar: Trans Fats for Everyone! Helps to decrease the surplus population. That will also be a big plus with the global warming folks!!!! Campaign is going well.
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#691395 - 02/22/07 06:55 PM
Re: If I Were President
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Well...I will not give up...I will run on principle...and in 4 years...don't come crying to me! Reporter from NY Truth Troops: Candidate Fella, is there anything that your opponent, NeophytePolitico, has that you would deem either an advantage or a common ground? AMLFella: Hmmm. Well, he is a young and energetic individual. Thoughful, clean, well-spoken. He likes the Beatles and the Monkees, so there is some hope for him. Reporter from NY Truth Troops: What about your stance regarding Hemp? This can be quite controversial? AMLFella: It's not like I am advocating it for general use in the population. Studies show that it provides relief from excruciating pain for those suffering from various diseases; a distraction from stress for those in the banking industry; AND, its usage can be taxed, thus increasing governmental revenues and decreasing the national debt. Reporter from NY Truth Troops: But, would that not be fully realized if it was generally made available to the populace, rather than medical patients and bankers? AMLFella: YOUR PARTISANSHIP IS SHOWING Mr. Donaldson!!!!
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#691427 - 02/22/07 07:14 PM
Re: If I Were President
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Reporter from NY Truth Troops: What about your stance regarding Hemp? This can be quite controversial?
AMLFella: It's not like I am advocating it for general use in the population. You so lost my vote. If Kang and Kodos are correct and this is indeed a two party system with no hope of an independent winning, then I’ve lost faith. I’m moving to Canada with the greatest actor in the world!!!!
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#691431 - 02/22/07 07:16 PM
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Reporter from NY Truth Troops: What about your stance regarding Hemp? This can be quite controversial?
AMLFella: It's not like I am advocating it for general use in the population. You so lost my vote. If Kang and Kodos are correct and this is indeed a two party system with no hope of an independent winning, then I’ve lost faith. I’m moving to Canada with the greatest actor in the world!!!! JUST BASED ON CANNIBUS DISTRIBUTION???!!!! C'MON, WHAT ABOUT THE DIMINUTIVE WORK WEEK?
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#691439 - 02/22/07 07:21 PM
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As AMLF's PR "Face", I feel compelled to let you know....
What AMLF is trying to say is...he is not advocating the use of Hemp for the general population....UNLESS you don't inhale.
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