We just had a customer come in to cash a check and informed our teller that the cash was for Christmas gifts. The teller asked what denominations she would like. After a puzzled look, the customer replied "Baptist."
Poor customer - it's a Friday, in December, they are most likely in a hurry and frazzled, with a million other things on their mind, and the teller asks them a question that they are most likely a million miles away in thought.
After the thread yesterday about the blonde joke, I most likely would have burst out laughing also
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The woods are lovely dark & deep & I have promises to keep & miles to go before I sleep and miles to go before I sleep