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#692572 - 02/23/07 08:12 PM Re: Pirate's Bar is OPEN <this should be interesti Bimmer
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Sounds like fun...

I wish I had been able to go instead of sitting at home.
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#692610 - 02/23/07 08:34 PM Re: Pirate's Bar is OPEN <this should be interesti cheekEE
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The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

"May I help you?" she asked.

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.

No. I must see Valerie," he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row -- too expensive -- and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000.

Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.


After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.

The man replied, " Kansas ."

"Really" she said. "I have family in Kansas ."

"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."

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#692638 - 02/23/07 08:51 PM Re: Pirate's Bar is OPEN <this should be interesti °X°
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#692670 - 02/23/07 09:11 PM Re: Pirate's Bar is OPEN <this should be interesting> Pirate
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Originally Posted By: Pirate
I'll be right back..... I need to go end another human being's life. Grrr..... ::hops the bar and heads out the door::


Pirate, are ya locked up for ending that life . . . getting a little concerned here . . .
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#692682 - 02/23/07 09:18 PM Re: Pirate's Bar is OPEN <this should be interesting> Darkhorse
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Don't worry Darkhorse I'll get the bail money ready...
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#692711 - 02/23/07 09:36 PM Re: Pirate's Bar is OPEN <this should be interesting> cheekEE
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Or maybe just have the "get-away car" ready.

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#692716 - 02/23/07 09:40 PM Re: Pirate's Bar is OPEN <this should be interesti Miscuit
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Originally Posted By: Ms. Biscuit
Or maybe just have the "get-away car" ready.


I believe that I am the closest to Pirate, so, if I have to be the get-away driver for him, well Ms. B, I think I am going to need a few more shots of that tequila
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#692723 - 02/23/07 09:43 PM Re: Pirate's Bar is OPEN <this should be interesti Bimmer
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@ Bimmer.

*pours several shots of Tequila and lines them up for Bim*

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#692749 - 02/23/07 09:58 PM Re: Pirate's Bar is OPEN <this should be interesti Miscuit
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Boys and Girls...Ladies and Gents...

I'm going home (after a quick stop at Kinkos).

Have another bottle of your choice on me and let Pirate know I said to be good and get some rest this weekend.

See ya Monday.
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#692754 - 02/23/07 10:02 PM Re: Pirate's Bar is OPEN <this should be interesti cheekEE
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Later CheekEE! Have a great weekend!

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#692786 - 02/23/07 10:29 PM Re: Pirate's Bar is OPEN <this should be interesting> Maxx
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Curled up by the fire...
This day just keeps dragging on...Might I have a glass of vodka with a splash of cranberry juice?
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#692802 - 02/23/07 10:51 PM Re: Pirate's Bar is OPEN <this should be interesting> Mrs. Rizzo
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haha, me buzzed! me and my pal from work had lunch...and beers, and vanilla vodka shots for dessert. now we back at "work" waiting around for sh!t to happen...this merger stuff is bazarre, let me tell you! oh, and my guy at the occ said he's hiring, but i dont want to do audit, but he said the occ isnt just audit, but then he said if i really liek my bsa stuff, then i shoudl try to get a job doing bsa for one of the indian casinos out here....said they pay quite well....gotta look into that!

oh, cani get a water? i think i need it!
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#692807 - 02/23/07 10:55 PM Re: Pirate's Bar is OPEN <this should be interesting> Dip
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Curled up by the fire...
Here's your water Dip...I had to fix my own drink cause I think just about everyone has gone home
That's a bummer about your job!
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